[Camera tunes in and focuses and here we have our evening highlights splashed on the scene before getting to
the human that will be talking at the camera]
Good evening, Cross! I’m Kisshou and reporting to you from the new video division of Cross Radio.
[clasp of the hands and a bright smile, the stack of papers are taken up before looking sheepishly to the camera]
Well then, let’s get started! I’ll be reporting anything and everything to you as we see fit!
Alice in Wonderland in the city on the rise? You be the judge, the amount of cosplayers wandering the city is enough to put the Electric Town to shame! Is it just me or is there that urge to just reach out and tug? Tails and ears a plenty, oh my!
[that little playful wink, papers tossed to the side as the snowman is rolled on out]
As for the weather, it almost feels like Winter already, that chill coming in nice and steady to make you just want to bundle up. Huwaa~ it makes me wish I had a really good coat to wear… soon, though, soon!
But someone’s watching out for us! There was a warming display this evening that was like something you’d see during a festival, it made me feel so nostalgic for better days.
[such the coo, hand to the face and that bit of a wiggle in the seat]
There wasn’t any announcement for such an event and thus far we haven’t received any word from authorities on their take on this spectacle, but as soon as there is, you’ll be the first to know!
[determined point of the finger at the camera as our speaker is nudged and handed a smudged napkin. With a blink, Kisshou nods before smiling brightly]
Well, then! Other than that there isn’t much to report on now, as our staff are still getting used to the whole deal going on here, but I do have a treat for our viewers!
[stand up and with full brimming confidence]
Yorozuya Gin-chan!
[pointer-finger right up into the air, such a mighty little blonde]
Odd Jobs Gin for you American folks! We do anything for a fee! Now open for business!
[there’s that happy smile again, taking a seat on the desk, one leg swinging over the other]
So just you remember, if you got an odd job, YOROZUYA WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
[insert contact info on the screen here]
Well, that’s all from Kisshou this week, I had a great time with you all! And look forward to next time, where I might have myself a new co-host, the genki Etna!
Good night, Cross, and stay classy!
[Salute to the camera as the credits roll and the blonde is seen hopping off the desk and walking away with a little dance and wiggle of the bottom]